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2011-11-09T04:38:00.000-08:00

2011-11-04T10:10:00.000-07:00

life sucks without siblings. envy those who have sibs. i can't even describe how lonely i am without siblings ahhhh :(

2011-10-29T21:43:00.001-07:00

now you know how i felt. :)

2011-10-25T09:05:00.000-07:00

oct 25, 2011. yeap, can see that you're doing fine :) last long. shall give myself a treat today :)

2011-09-25T19:12:00.000-07:00

today 25th, is a special date... don't know if you still remember

2011-08-25T09:10:00.000-07:00

aug 25th, im sorry. u'll be better without me, im a jerk

2011-03-20T19:15:00.000-07:00

2011-03-15T07:28:00.000-07:00

Sizzle @ Suntec

2011-03-05T05:32:00.000-08:00

Went to try out Sizzler as I had already purchased the coupons. Quantity is half of Lenas' whereas price was twice of Lenas'.

Still, Sizzler's self-proclaimed "best-in-singapore" salad bar was in fact or rather, better than what Lenas has to offer. Their salad bar offers a wider range of varieties - pastas; soup; coffee bar and their 97% fat free yogurt soft serve.

One question still hits me hard: Why does Sizzler focus more of their attention on their salad bar rather then their main courses?

2011-02-26T07:42:00.000-08:00

2011-02-26T06:08:00.000-08:00

2011-02-21T08:21:00.000-08:00

happy birthday moon!

2011-02-17T07:28:00.000-08:00

2011-02-14T09:29:00.000-08:00

2011-02-09T08:17:00.000-08:00

2011-02-04T06:30:00.000-08:00

2011-01-29T07:04:00.000-08:00

i feel so stressed out... i need a breather

2011-01-25T08:24:00.000-08:00

2011-01-24T08:45:00.000-08:00

2011-01-14T09:18:00.000-08:00

2011-01-09T05:54:00.000-08:00

Daughter: Hey mum, I'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mum: Okay, but don't do anything stupid.
The couple went into the girl's bedroom.
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ooooohhhhhh!!
Mum runs into her daughter's bedroom
Mum: What the hell are you both doing?
Daughter: Mum were having sex, get out!
Mum: Oh, thank god. I thought that you both were listening to Justin Bieber.

I know 3 facts about you:

1. You can't say 'M' without your lips touching.
2. You're trying it now looking like an idiot.
3: Now you're smiling.

Sister walks in crying
Brother: Hey sis, why are you crying?
Sister: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Brother: Why?!
Sister: I broke his Black Ops disk... I mean, it wasn't on purpose, I-
Brother: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!! TELL ME YOUR JOKING!
Sister: I accidentally sat on it an-
Brother: *Shields his Black Ops game* GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!
Sister: Bu-
Brother: out! OUT!! OUTTTT!!!!!

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Person 1 "hey! I got an Iphone 4, and a new laptop for christmas! What'd you get?"
Person 2 "New pair of socks..."
AWKWARD.

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?

2011-01-06T09:50:00.001-08:00

I love wrong orders, especially pastas, prime ribeyes and wagyu.

2011-01-05T08:46:00.001-08:00

2010-12-26T07:02:00.000-08:00

2010-12-18T01:49:00.000-08:00

2010-12-16T06:12:00.000-08:00

2010-12-14T08:05:00.001-08:00

Not satisfied with the outcome today, shall try again tomorrow..

2010-12-11T05:03:00.000-08:00

Happy brithday dad!

2010-12-06T05:46:00.000-08:00

Change of Guards Ceremony

2010-12-05T06:24:00.000-08:00

2010-12-04T21:20:00.000-08:00

A turkey was harm in the process of taking this shot...

CluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluckCluck

Yes, yes, this is how you should marinate a turkey....

Past. Present. Future

2010-12-04T05:46:00.000-08:00

We make our own destiny,
We make our own chances.

2010-11-30T18:46:00.000-08:00

Thanks to those who taught my how to cycle, and the motivation from you guys. Fell many times but its ok. I had sudden flashbacks during the learning process... Hmmm.. but that's ok

2010-11-28T19:25:00.000-08:00

2010-11-28T08:06:00.000-08:00

2010-11-23T06:50:00.000-08:00

2010-11-17T07:12:00.000-08:00

Wasted trip to Bugis, the sneakers which I wanted does not have my size. Think my legs' are too big... Tomorrow's the last day to get my things done with, hopefully...

A wedding to remember

2010-11-14T08:29:00.000-08:00

Haha, how they met and got married was suprising and amusing... They did the solemnisation here instead of the R.O.M.

How trendy, they played cool songs during the whole event, Gee; Nobody; 99次我愛他; 梁山伯與茱麗葉; soundtracks from Shrek; etc...

Loved the caucasians that turned up, feast for my eyes, love it.

AFA X

2010-11-13T05:33:00.000-08:00

Kublai Khan

2010-11-12T07:00:00.000-08:00

2010-11-11T18:49:00.001-08:00

Don't work too hard, nobody notices anyway

2010-11-10T20:45:00.000-08:00

Moving as Millions, Surviving as One.

2010-11-07T06:27:00.000-08:00

Three years in the making, great details and rare footages, awesome documentary.

2010-11-05T21:38:00.001-07:00

Can't wait, I need popcorns

2010-11-03T07:35:00.000-07:00

Fakebook VS Facebook.
The most popular social networking site Facebook confirmed that hackers to target its users cheat their passwords. Hackers use phishing (Pishing) approach, the design of model set up Facebook, Facebook, counterfeit, fraudulent user to enter their password. In the access password, hackers can log the user's Facebook account, and then the fake Facebook to connect the site to send to other friends to further defraud their passwords. To such a pass to ten, hundred of spread.

In view of this, Facebook decided to take action, if found suspicious account (for example, a large number of messages sent to other friends and so on) will confirm the identity of the user. If you find that account has been controlled by hackers, or even terminate the account. In addition, Facebook spokesman also advised the user must always be careful, make sure you are logged in Facebook, it is the real password.

2010-11-03T06:50:00.000-07:00

This kid sure loves cosplay, looks like Guo Jie too.

I'll always give my 100%

2010-11-01T06:32:00.001-07:00

Happy Halloween!

2010-10-30T20:54:00.000-07:00

Credits @ wtfcostumes.com,

Trick or treat!

English in 24 Accents

2010-10-26T06:25:00.000-07:00

Hmm.. Australian accent is still my favourite.

2010-10-23T21:19:00.000-07:00

14 years of English into 3 hours 25 minutes,

14 years of Maths into 4 hours 30 minutes

9 years of Sciences into 3 hours 30 minutes

11 years of Chinese into 2 hours 30 minutes

11 years of C. Humanities into 3 hours

5 years of F&N into 2 hours..

good luck people

2010-10-23T09:36:00.000-07:00

The next time an accident happen, you might just know what to do..

2010-10-22T11:04:00.000-07:00

Yes, yes we're offering you more...

2010-10-21T19:24:00.001-07:00

2010-10-21T19:03:00.000-07:00

Pokémon, a handheld video game that was even more addictive and expensive than smoking, well, that was back then. I remembered the era where pokémon was a craze. Wherever I went, there were kids playing pokémon.. along the streets; in the train; bus stops; coffeeshops etc. There were only yellow, red and blue "versions" back in the old days. But now, there are a hell lot more ranging from gold to silver, ruby to sapphire, diamond and pearl... what's next? sun and the moon? Jupiter and pluto?

2010-10-17T05:26:00.000-07:00

"Man who run in front of car get tired." - 孔子

"Man who run behind car get exhausted." - 孔子

"Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient." - 孔子

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on." - 孔子

2010-10-14T07:08:00.000-07:00

Forgot to upload this picture yesterday..

Was going for his cheek, but he dodge a bit and the cake landed onto his ear..

What Do You See?

2010-10-11T07:34:00.000-07:00

You see something moving?

#101 way to sleep during class, well, with the sacrifice of your hair.

Hint: Do not look at the black areas, instead, look on the white.

A man playing a saxophone or a lady’s face?

Every beginnings has its end..

2010-10-08T06:29:00.000-07:00

Today marks the last day of my typical life in secondary school.. Well, of cause there were ups and downs throughout my five years. The teachers were great and commited to our learning. Hmm... I still recall the first day of my life in secondary school..

I was in 1N1 classroom back then, sitting with... ok I forgot who I sat with that day, looking out of the window, wondering why was I this school - Zhenghua was my last choice. I did not have any friend back then, except for a Malay girl, who was in the same primary school as I was. Most of my mates from my primary school went to neighbourhood schools in areas of Yew Tee..

To be honest, I detest the school uniform before.. wondering why the school chose this colour as their choice. It made more sense as I grew - uniqueness. There were 5 discipline masters years ago, one for each level. One of which left me the deepest impression though. One that demands a good morning before you speak and 'sorries' as you speak. But whats up with her telling students that her younger brothers has 'slope' style haircuts?

Well, the 'Blue Room' was the one place in the school compund that I'll never visit during my lower secondary days. I gave it many names - '5 x 5 = no life'; 'Room of Sorries'; 'Sit on the floor and do nothing till 5pm'; etc..

There was this program called 'ICU'. Well, you see these only in hospitals. Mr Sng named it 'I Care for U' and 'Club 5pm'. Those are meant for students who failed exams consistantly, and our class would come up with ways to skip/ escape from it.

But I love this school, Cool friends and teachers!

2010-10-05T08:25:00.000-07:00

ok... i'm not posting any motivational craps to myself, it doesn't work; it's bulloads; stressful. instead..

have fun with O's levels...

2010-10-03T05:22:00.000-07:00

Because I'm a Girl - K.I.S.S

Great story line...
Touching, simply touching...

2010-10-03T05:16:00.000-07:00

2010-09-25T22:34:00.000-07:00

I R OWNZOR

How many squares?

2010-09-24T09:46:00.000-07:00

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12..

2010-09-18T02:58:00.000-07:00

2010-09-16T07:36:00.000-07:00

Graduation night will be held in school. Damn, life is really like a mosquito, it sucks..

2010-09-14T04:08:00.000-07:00

"Do you know if you fail Basic Chinese, you will still be accepted to a polytechnic, however you will have to retake Basic Chinese as a private candidate next year."

"HUH?!"
"WTF?"
"Sure not cher?"
"Har?!"
"Cher I sure fail chinese one leh"
"老师, Chinese very hard to pass one leh"
"Wah lao, cher!"
"Die liao lah cher...."
"Cher, I love Singapore even more now"

2010-09-12T07:03:00.001-07:00

2010-09-10T23:17:00.000-07:00

"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God." -Matthew 5:3

Biggest fail of the month

2010-09-10T05:33:00.000-07:00

FAIL!!! That's gotta hurt..

Those are watermelons by the way...

Verdict: Women does not go well with catapult.

Zodiacal Light

2010-09-09T19:57:00.000-07:00

The zodiacal light towers over Africa as seen from the slopes of Mount Kilimanjaro in an undated picture.

Damn, we don't get to see these everyday...

2010-09-07T03:19:00.000-07:00

A lady rubbed a magic lamp three times...

Genie: "Who summoned me?"

Lady: "It's me"

Genie: "Very well, I shall grant you three wishes. But be warned that every wish that you wished, your enemy will have twice of what you wished.

Lady: "For my first wish, I wish to have a handsome man"

Genie: "Granted, but your enemy have two handsome man"

Lady: "For my second, I wish for a enormous mansion."

Genie: "Very well. However your enemy have two mansion now. Get on with your last wish"

Lady: "Well... for my last wish, I want you to beat me half dead."

2010-09-06T03:29:00.000-07:00

2010-09-06T00:16:00.000-07:00

2010-09-04T08:35:00.000-07:00

If you have eleven oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

Answer: Two, you took TWO.

CTRL + A to reveal the answer.

2010-09-02T04:03:00.000-07:00

Woodlands Waterfront

2010-09-01T09:34:00.000-07:00

2010-09-01T08:56:00.000-07:00

Me: "oi sx, go ask the drive where to alight leh. later we miss our stop"

Shao Xuan: "Aiyo, still long lah, we just entered the forested area only lah"

Me: "Just go ask lah, seems like we have to alight on the next leh"

Few seconds later... the bus passed a stop crossed the junction, two big words passed our eyes - Woodlands Waterfront

Wei Ping, Swee Yang, Kai Wen and I (together): "OI"

2010-08-31T04:43:00.000-07:00

Teachers' Day

2010-08-31T04:36:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday granny!

2010-08-28T09:14:00.000-07:00

Sorry gran, you don't have facebook or I'll tag you.

2010-08-27T20:29:00.000-07:00

I don't usually say these but... I dream I had yesterday was the best in my 16 years.

2010-08-27T07:34:00.000-07:00

Faillllllllllllllll... Always miss the runway...

2010-08-26T22:52:00.001-07:00

Q28. 坐在冷气巴士里, 我觉得很 ____ 。

A. 陶醉 B. 舒服 C. 快乐 D. 奇怪

This was the question I loved most when I did my basic chinese paper.

Oh yeah, I'm beginning to love chinese...

... by 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

2010-08-26T05:26:00.000-07:00

"MapleStory cost me everything, but I gained nothing".

Well, I shall take back my words. This "MapleStory" finally helped me in a way...

Incy wincy lizard...

2010-08-22T07:58:00.000-07:00

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!

Double Happiness

2010-08-22T05:53:00.000-07:00

Phone bill : $187.20

Monday: Detention

4 year old dials 911 for...

2010-08-15T04:47:00.000-07:00

Now this....

... is what I call cute.

Justin Bieber on plastic?

2010-08-14T17:53:00.000-07:00

Justin before he was famous..

Justin after he was famous? Hmmm...

2010-08-12T01:53:00.000-07:00

Don't wanna regret later for not buying. Should have bought the previous album man...

Top 5 facebook 'likes'

2010-08-11T05:29:00.000-07:00

#1
facebook is bias, there's no 'dislike' button.

#2
according to parents: we're too young for love, too old for "fun", too smart to play dumb and too immature for "grown up" conversations, no wonder teens are so rebellious. theres nothing else to do!

#3
boy: will you go out with me?
girl: no
boy: do u even know what i said
girl: yes
boy: what??
girl: will you go out with me
boy: sure
girl ** blushes **

#4
boy: What would you do if I punched you?
girl: I would punch you back.
boy: If I slapped you?
girl: I would slap you back.
boy: If I loved you?
girl: *blushes*

#5
He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fucking mosquito!

2010-08-10T07:14:00.000-07:00

Epic..

National Day 2010

2010-08-09T10:38:00.000-07:00

Celebrities who uses Canon/ Nikon DSLRs

2010-08-08T09:19:00.000-07:00

Celebrities who uses Nikon:

Tom Cruise

Lindsay Lohan

Lady GaGa

Jennifer Aniston

Justin Bieber

Celebrities who uses Canon:

President Barack Obama

"King of Siam"

Seal

Miley Cyrus

Elisha Cuthbert

Ever wondered?

2010-08-07T06:27:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered what are the final moments of stars like when they burn out or "die"?

Ever wondered what a moontrail looks like?

2010-08-06T09:16:00.001-07:00

Tissue buffet!

'Haven't even reach school gate already kanna caught' ordeal

2010-08-03T03:01:00.000-07:00

7:35 a.m., steps away from the gate...

"jie liang, come here."

*... There goes the neighbourhood*

"Good morning."

"Good morning.."

"Good morning who?!"

"Good morning Ms Ang"

"Sorry"

"Sorry Ms Ang"

"Tuck in"

*Tucks in*

*你旁边*

*Tucks in*

"你后面"

*Tucks in*

"右边呢?"

*Dude, your kidding me*

*Tucks in*

"The taxi driver wished me a good day ahead leh, but when I saw you tucking out your shirt, my good day gone already leh."

*I think my I'm worse*

"Sorry Ms Ang"

*Giggles*

"笑多一点, it's ok 的" (Sorry I don't want to describe what she did when she said this)

*HOLY CRAP!!! I can't stop!!! LOL!! *

*Thinks about a sad situation*

"Sorry Ms Ang"

"Ok, go"

*Walks away*

"jie liang, 回来"

*CHRIST, WHAT DOEES SHE WANTS?*

"什么??"

"What must you say?"

*I wished I could say screw you please*

"Thank you Ms Ang"

"Ok, go"

NDP Preview 2010

2010-08-01T01:02:00.000-07:00

Not cool des, never share with us :(

Ouch, that gotta suck.

Bigggggggggza!

2010-07-31T09:31:00.000-07:00

Hmmm... I was wondering how big the pizza is overseas...

... and I got my answer from my cousin.

Nope, this pizza is not from Italy,

just London.

Global warming is for real

2010-07-24T20:15:00.000-07:00

New Windows Live Messenger Beta

2010-07-22T06:58:00.000-07:00

Ok. First of all. I don't quite like the idea of the new Windows Live Messenger. The layout isn't that great. And everything seems to be magnified. And I can't change my profile name. I do hope the final version would not be like this.